right now I am drowning in awesomesauce of finding epic quotes. and then feeling like a complete sap. but it's worth it. otherwise I'd chop my arm off or something trying to get away from it. but yeah. rememberance day... consisted of not getting up till 12.30ish, not getting dressed till 3.30, sitting in front of my math textbook and laptop all day (guess which one I paid attention to), and food. pretty sure I ate about 6 lollipops today. not exactly what rememberance day is all about, but I never have been one to do what everyone else is doing.
I have also decided to make an epic bucket list. prepare your socks, they are about to be rocked.
1- gel my bangs up into a horn and roam around yelling 'I ma unicorn!!'
2- cover myself completely in body paint, painted as a rainbow
3- make a giant roller skate shaped disco ball.
4- throw a barbie doll at justin bieber
5- have an actual bout with voltageville junior rollergirls.
6- be in the pride parade
7- dress as a platypus for a day
8- get roller derby- the rocking rolling musical to come to vancouver area.
9- go to japan and see the glow in the dark mushrooms
10- go to grad in a pink limo
11- live in the west end
12- move to san fran
13- meet someone from an epic musical
14- go to the wizarding word of harry potter
15- watch the all lesbian roller derby team in texas
16- go to rollercon
17- lead a protest
18- get a job at fright nights
19- go around downtown in drag, and see how many numbers I can get
20- own a roller rink
there may be more to come, keep your eyes open.
and to all my wives and sex slaves, 'thank-you, cum again'
<3
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